I got this off the International Farmall Tractor forum.
I'm All Shook Up
Just be careful because people are goin crazy for being in lock down!! Actually I just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed things are getting pretty bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not the fridge as she is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, as no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic...told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would blow over soon. The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn't say anything but the doorknob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to...yes you guessed it...pull myself together.
