Hey Carpenter,
If you are actually short of funds, I suggest that you start a "go fund me", and you'll probably become a rich man.
And, re-join the KFOCI Club.
Anything worth having has a price.
You are playing coy, and I know you are just yanking chains.
So,
Send your money and you'll get a membership without offending all the other "old" dudes like me!!
You are not a pan-handler, as my spies have you in their scope, and we want and need you again on our team!
J